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Send me a colour, whatever intrigues you. ill love love forever

Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
Do this! Please? I feel bored. : (

kiranteros:

zukazan:

This explains my cosplay life. :I

Except you arent scolding all the Eridans for being obsessive fuckwads.
Which still leads to Sollux getting hurt.

Youre a buttface.

Wow. Heart hurt. </3

This is from a Valentine’s Day Photoshoot I did a few days back!~

The Models were very into each other (A little too much at times, since, they were pretty distracted and made me lose some of my shots)

I Adore Valentine’s day, even though I am single for it this year. So what. I’m gonna buy myself a rose, and a box of chocolates. I accept your judgement.

When people ask “So what do you like to do for fun?”;

Oh fuck.

Don’t say read fanfiction.

Don’t say gay porn.

Don’t say role play online.

Don’t say lulz at memes.

Don’t say gay porn.

Don’t say obsess over fictional characters.

Don’t say puzzles.

Don’t say gay porn.

Do. Not. Say. Gay. Porn.

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“CATS”

Diary of a retail manager: Black Friday Edition (pre hours)

I’ve always heard people say: ‘I feel so bad for those people’ Or: ‘I’m glad I’m not working retail today.’

Well, ever wanted to know what retail managers go through during peak holiday shopping times? No? Well. I don’t care,I’m gonna tell you anyway. Welcome to the Black Friday edition. Broken down hour by hour. From the night before, when I open my store at 4AM, until the end of my shift at noon the next day.

6pm Thanksgiving day, T-minus 10 hours until I open my store:

I have just finished eating my fifth plate of food, and my Christmas tree is up and all lit up! It’s time for me to go to bed, so I can get a good 8 hours of sleep to survive the day tomorrow! I snuggle in my freshly washed sheets and set my alarm for 2am. It was so relaxing. My Tree lights on, Grey’s anatomy playing, ahhhhh. Sleep.

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AWAKE!~ Yay!~ I slept for a looong time and Now I feel refreshed and awesome! I can get up and start getting ready!~ My alarm didn’t go off though. Hmm. Why? Oh. that’s why. I’ve only been asleep for an hour…

7:05pm, Thanksgiving day. T-minus 9 hours until I open my store

UGH! I need to get back to sleep! BUT I CAN’T. ::Sigh:: I don’t know what to do with myself. Maybe I’ll clean my house and that’ll wear me out! Yus. That’s what I’ll do!

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Well, that didn’t work out…Still awake, not at all sleepy. Let’s just lay down and see what happens.

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::Sigh::

2:00 am Black Friday, still no sleep, two hours until I Open my store:

I get ready as usual, except this time I go all out. I spend more time on my face than I normally do, sculpting my cheeks, lip liner, a vivid gloss. My hair is perfect, and I look amazing! I’m wearing all black, with a touch of grey to break it up! (this is in tribute to BLACK friday.) So, With all I have, I leave my house!~

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3:05 am, Black Friday, less than an hour until I open:

I arrive at the mall, and, it looks like it’s a Busy Saturday. When I walk up to the entrance I find my friend who is one of the Security guards at the mall. She tells me that it has been the busiest it’s been ever, the headcount of people in the mall from midnight till 3 was about 2,500 people. Holy. Crap. Kirsten (The guard) welks with me to my store, where there is already a line outside the gate. Thank god Kirsten walked with me, because, the instant I open the gate to get in, people begin to bum rush me to get inside. She stops them, and I have to perform a barrel roll under the gate to hurry and get inside. ::Sigh:: This is gonna be a wonderful day. I go to the back room and set my items down. A loud band makes me exit and see what’s going on. I find rabid zombie women banging on my gate screaming. (maybe not zombie, but still. Close enough)

“WHEN ARE YOU GONNA OPEN?!” They screech!

“In about 45 minutes.” I respond

At this point they begin talking horribly to each other about me, and how I need to open.

So, I begin to look around, making sure everything is all stocked, and ready, and it is. So. Now, I wait. Until:

4:00am. Black Friday. Store is now…OPEN.

To be continued.

MY NEW OTP.

I’ve ALWAYS Love Callie, and Now, Arizona is my new Favorite, and now, the two of them. Ahhhh. (I KNOW IM LATE. I DUN CARE. IVE FALLED IN LOVE WITH THEM ALL OVER AGAIN.) ::siiiigh:: Love them. <3 <3 <3

Demos By D

ALL OF YOU. YOU SHOULD FOLLOW MY DEMO BLOG!

www.tumblr.com/blog/demosbyd

GO THERE. DO IT. NAO! Please?

First post with some fun will be up tonight!~

THIS IS FUCKIN SEXY.

RIGHT HERE. This is the kind of shot, I’d love to captrure.

I’m gonna do it. One day, I’m gonna take a picture similar to this.

Hemoglobin A is your best friend.

Did you know that Sex releases Hemoglobin A, which wards off colds? Yup. Sex helps you feel better.

So, this weekend. Met a guy. Let me Elaborate: Let’s call him Dan. XD

So, apparently Dan, has been hanging out with some of my friends, and during a party while he was intoxicated, he admitted that even though he has a girlfriend, he finds me sexy. He told them that my eyes were beautiful and I had amazing curves, even going so far as to say he wanted to see my hips in action. (Which they did. Later. :3 )

He showed up at my friends, and after some slight seduction on my behalf, we ended up in the driver’s side seat of his car.

I know some of you are probably gonna hate me for what I did, but, I really don’t care. I had fun, I helped someone, and my weekend was event filled. Obvious if they are cheating, then, there is a reason. It takes two to Tango, and two to mess up a relationship. ::Shrug::

Mmmm, Hemoglobin A.

UGH.

I remember bitching to my friends when they would get into relationships. I’d tell them just how much they were missing out on by getting into a serious relationship so young. They kiss, and I’d gag. They’d look at each other without saying anything for more than fifteen seconds and I’d roll my eyes, or break the connection. Whenever a friend would going from “In a relationship” to “Single” they would be upset, and I’d be happy; I got my friend back. I hated relationships. Which is why I’m assuming all the ones I had, failed.

I never would have thought that I’d be the one that would sitting around, hoping for my knight in shinning armor to burst in. It’s so cliche, and so not me. Well, apparently it is now.

So, I’ve been talking to this guy. Going over to his house constantly, sleeping with him, and “sleeping” with him. It’s all been good. Except for today, when I called to tell him some big news, and that’s when he casually told me:

“We aren’t in a relationship, don’t feel obligated to tell me everything going on in your life.”

Years of one night stands, and anonymous sex, and this is my penance, constantly falling for straight guys, and getting involved with guys who are douce bags, and/or want nothing to do with me unless it’s sex. Ahh. This is totally the life I’m living. God, I wish Prostitution were legal. (Hey, I’m blunt, and pretty straight forward, if you haven’t noticed.)

Anywho. Just my random rantings for the night, and somehow, even after this Angsty post, I’m still in a wonderful Christmas mood!~

Love you guys!